I was watching Bill Bailey with one of his rants

He’s quite off the edge with his hair and his stance

I think they should build a gold cage all around him

Because that would make him look strange and confound him

He does have odd hair hanging down at the back

If he was a plumber I would hate the crack

But he is quite witty or now so it seems

He makes up strange fables and stories and dreams

And yes I like Bill and I have seen him live

You can’t see him dead of course none would survive